The Hymn of the rLOVEution

[To the tune of dIre sTraits "Brothers in Arms"
Dedicated to Anjalay Coopen, Kaya and Berger Agathe]

These mist covered mountains
Are home now for We
And so are the lowlands
And even the Sea

We promise they’ll give you
Their fields and their farms
You’ll no longer burn to avenge
Your dead sister in arms

Through the streets of destruction
Baptisms of fire
We witnessed your suffering
As the battles raged higher

And though you were hurt so bad
In fear and alarm
We left you alone there
Oh brothers in arms

The erosion of democracy in Mauritius

Since the start of the reign of the current Prime Minister, human rights and the rule of law have been steadily eroded. In no year has this been more apparent to us than 2011.

Freedom of Expression

On 17th October, Dharmanand Dooharika, editor of the weekly Samedi Plus was sentenced to three months imprisonment for publishing, on 14th August 2010, the views of Dev Hurnam who questioned the independence of a supreme court judge. The editor was accused of “publicly scandalising the supreme court” and “bringing the administration of justice into disrepute”. He was denied bail pending appeal and incarcerated on 20th October in the main prison. (A full report has been prepared by the Committee to Protect journalists). On 31st October, the same day that we made intercession to the President on his behalf, the DPP performed a u-turn and removed his objection to bail.

Occupy.mu blocked?

Is this WHY?

6 Our objective is to complete the first soft coup in the world using purely legitimate means rather than mass mobilisation – regime change without military or mob intervention. Our competitors are Pakistan, where the President is facing a soft coup attempt and the Philippines where the President is using congress to impeach the Chief Justice. However, they are seeking to replace one component of state apparatus, we are aiming to remove the whole lot.

On the face of it, this might indeed seem impossible since at least three of the four pillars of our democracy – the legislature, the judiciary and the media – are all under the firm control of the “Synagogue of Satan”, the highly irregular masonic lodge – La Triple Esperance. While Sir Anerood Jugnauth maintains the semblance of antipathy towards the bent brethren, this would be compatible with their modus operandi, as elucidated by Vladamir Lenin: “The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves”. Alternatively, with his son effectively a hostage of ICAC and the courts, they can manipulate him through his greatest weakness – paternal devotion. However, it is this total subversion of the Sovereignty of the Republic of Mauritius that renders our comprehensive coup necessary.

Corruption of the Police by HM Rawat

STATEMENT OF DR RICHARD L MUNISAMY

On Thursday 24^th November 2011 I visited the Infotec Computer Exhibition in Mauritius. While there I was sold an Asus eepad Transformer by SR and ZR of the HM Rawat company. I was told it had the latest operating system Android 4.0 and that no more powerful models would be available in the near future. When I switched it on at home I was disappointed to discover that it had the older Android 3 operating system and was shocked to learn that a much better version, the Transformer Prime was being launched in a matter of days.

Proof of the franc-hoes’ vice-like grip on the media?

It is with some bemusement that we interrupt our festive frolicking to make an exceptionally unplanned post. This results from the remarkable headline on the front page of le Mauricien yesterday, describing Dr Munisamy’s complaint to ICAC against certain “VVIPs”. What is most astonishing is the fact that the newspaper has broken ranks with the others to publish this “news”, which in fact was made known to all the media ten days previously.

Somewhat less surprising is the fact that no other newspapers followed suit this morning and so far only Radio Plus has sought an interview with Dr Munisamy. Hence the title of this post. After all, how else can this bizarre behaviour of the so-called “free press” be explained, unless it is in reality the “freemason press”? What is ironic about the general non-publishing of newsworthy press releases from our blog is that it lends credence to Dr Munisamy’s criminal case against the Co-missionary (position) of Police, the Prime Minister’s Orifice and the Three Ass-pair-ants.

The Last Post

FAX from the FIRM

The Office of the Devil’s Advocate

To:	The Chief Justice		From:	Legal Ad-Vizier to WeLuvMu
	Chambers of the Supreme Court			The Office of the Devil’s Advocate
	Port Louis			Pro Street
	MAURITIUS			HELL
Fax no.	+230 210 0679		Fax no.	+44 870 487 5555
Date: December, the Twenty-Second Day*, 2011

Please respond to the attached letter by fax after having gained the consent or otherwise of the Attorney General and the Director of Public Prosecutions.

Nota Bene:

The recipe-ants of the letter are strongly cautioned against dismissing it as a joke. Any humour contained therein is soul-hee for the benefit of the audience and to disguise the True nature of the Source. The intention to pro-so-cute and ex-act the sever-rest of penal-ties is death-lie seer-I›us.

* Twenty seconds? That’s a bit short for a day isn’t it? Still it’s probably just long enough to send this fax LOL

The influence and power of the occult

SCR No. 3/3/10 – 7894

IN THE SUPREME COURT OF MAURITIUS

In the matter of:

Harisun BOODHOO

Appellant

versus

THE STATE

Respondent

I, Dr Richard Luke MUNISAMY, aged 43,

MAKE OATH AND SAY THAT:

And now the end is near…

[OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT]
December 2011, the Thirteenth Day (or the -12th day of Christmas;)

Dear Mr President

Today I am feeling morose. As is so often the case, it is because of a lady. But rather than dwell on it, I will try to cheer myself up with some jokes and foolery.

Yesterday afternoon, I met with the Governor of the Bank of Mauritius in his beautiful office for a cup of tea, although, somewhat ironically, I had grape juice. I asked him what would be the impact on the country if our own “bangsters” (bank + gangsters) were put in jail as was done in Nigeria? He replied that most of the Chief Executive Officers of Mauritian banks have the top job because of their surnames rather than their competence. The banks would only operate better without them. Perhaps he wanted to add that the same would be true for the CEOs of Parliament and that the nation would be better off without them too. Look at Belgium – they have been without an official government for over 18 months; but they do have a head of state. Perhaps I would have jokingly replied that Mauritius has King Richard the Worst and he could be Our Governor!

OPEN LETTER TO THE OMBUDSMAN

Re: Complaint against Commissioner of Police, Heydrich Himmler RamperSad.

Dear Mad Hatteea

Am I supposed to be appreciative of your “helping spirit”? Given that the police are a department of government and my complaint was about their dereliction of duty, I am somewhat surprised that you have not made a more convincing pretence of exercising the investigative powers endowed upon you by the Constitution and are abdicating so quickly from your sworn duty. In my judgement you are no longer the Ombudsman. Your parting words imply that my complaint is criminal in nature, so at least you recognise that the police are in gross violation of the law.

Why the Convention on Disability Rights should be implemented in Mauritius

It is a great honour and privilege for us to welcome Mervyn Anthony as our guest author. He is a very courageous individual, who is “undoubtedly one of the most outstanding deaf, physically challenged and speech impaired with mild dysarthria, keynote speakers and seminar leaders in the world”.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH: IT IS HIGH TIME TO IMPLEMENT THE UNITED NATION CONVENTION ON RIGHTS FOR DISABLED IN MAURITIUS!