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FAX from the FIRM

The Office of the Devil’s Advocate

To:	The Chief Justice		From:	Legal Ad-Vizier to WeLuvMu
	Chambers of the Supreme Court			The Office of the Devil’s Advocate
	Port Louis			Pro Street
	MAURITIUS			HELL
Fax no.	+230 210 0679		Fax no.	+44 870 487 5555
Date: December, the Twenty-Second Day*, 2011

Please respond to the attached letter by fax after having gained the consent or otherwise of the Attorney General and the Director of Public Prosecutions.

Nota Bene:

The recipe-ants of the letter are strongly cautioned against dismissing it as a joke. Any humour contained therein is soul-hee for the benefit of the audience and to disguise the True nature of the Source. The intention to pro-so-cute and ex-act the sever-rest of penal-ties is death-lie seer-I›us.

* Twenty seconds? That’s a bit short for a day isn’t it? Still it’s probably just long enough to send this fax LOL